WOOOO Almace with stats…done for now <.>
One of these things is not like the other…
lmfao woops realized I forgot my pants…
Shadow … Salmon.
(flop, flop)
Normally I think stuff like this is ridiculous
But mine is the Lightning Sheep
Lightning Sheep
(via xkcd)
LIGHTNING SHEEP IS MY PATRONUS
FIRE CHICKEN
FIRE CHICKEN I AM DYING OH MY GOD FLAMING CHICKEN
is that like a phoenix
IS MY ELEMENTAL ANIMAL A PHOENIX
Flower turtle? OH HEY TURTLES, I LOVE TURTLES.
Rain Dragon? FUCK. YEAH!
Shadow….rabbit. AT least my daughter’s is cool. WIND DRAGON lol <3
WELL, I figured why not post this since I’m trying new things- I do draw realism but I tend to keep it to myself… So many people inspire me for example Daluna, Salacia, BlackAsh, Chocopies, Witheringmoon and many more friends I have… They inspire me a lot to practice realisticer styles and to work on faces but I tend to keep it to myself- but I figure what the heck I’ll post this anyways!
So, I figured, why not give this as a gift to a friend of mine, I was stuck in between giving this portrait to Daluna, Salacia and Blackash!… In the end I decided on Daluna cause the face matched her OC Diana the most, maybe I’ll give you both something later when I have more time! Hopefully Daluna I didn’t rip apart your character too bad… Sorry if it sucks!
Maybe I should post more realism on this blog some times! …maybe.
Omg I had no idea your realism is so beautiful! You need to try this more often. I can’t get over this. And I can’t thank you enough. It’s little surprises like this that make my day <3
Pic I did for my friend Kristy @ koifishasylum.tumblr.com/ and her boyfriend :)
Prowling along the freeway, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Akechi-bellflower! And she gives a cruel bellow:
“I’m going to pound you into your own personal hell!”
Stalking through the plains, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Gilgamesh’s Gold Bar! And he gives a gutteral scream:
“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!”
1. Yea, verily. Who is that, rampaging out of the freeway! It is Nichole, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to torment you until your mom feels it in her womb!”
2. Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Theroyalstranger, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows apocalyptically:
“I’m going to spank you to the moon and back!”
Running along the terrain, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Button-pusher! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:
“I’m going to flog you until you bleed puke, and hijack your momma’s airplane!!”
Striding through the icy wasteland, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Yourstraysheep! And he gives a booming bellow:
“I’m going to fuck you for such a long time, you will not be able to see straight!!!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the candy store! It is trishs-fountain-of-bullshit, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She bellows mightily:
“I’m going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !”
Sprinting across the wasteland, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Chocopie! And she gives a booming cry:
“I’m going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and grin like a fucking maniac!!”
Prowling along the cliffs, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Daluna! And she gives a mighty howl:
“I’m going to smack you until you spontaneously degenerate, then bake cookies!!”
Sounds about right :/
(Source: chantillyxlacey)





